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		<title>Owls can be dangerously cute.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[All jokes aside owls are beautiful and remarkable creatures. They are capable of some pretty scary stuff but you have to remember that they are animals and were born with a killer instinct. I wouldn&#8217;t go out and try to pet an owl in the wild; unless you hate having all of your fingers and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2011/11/18/owls-can-be-dangerously-cute/</link>
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		<title>The hell with planking. Real Bad Asses are into Owling.</title>
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		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2011/07/15/the-hell-with-planking-owling-motherf-do-you-do-it/</link>
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		<title>So, I took a shot at creating a Meme.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Bad Ass Owl known as the Saw Whet Owl is being introduced as the Acai Berry Owl. Just a little something to combat the stupid Acai Berry bullshit with some serious hardcore facts about how brutally fucking awesome Acai Berries can be.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2010/12/01/so-i-took-a-shot-at-creating-a-meme/</link>
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		<title>Happy Veterans Day &#8211; In Iraq I Peed Myself &#8211; True Story</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m interrupting the normal flow of random insanity, that I sling carelessly on this site, to share a true story of an incident that occurred while on my first tour in Iraq with the U.S. Army. (I&#8217;ve completed 2 tours and unlocked various achievements in the form of still being alive and keeping all of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2010/11/11/happy-veterans-day-in-iraq-i-peed-myself-true-story/</link>
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		<title>Sonic 4 &#8211; Video Game Review</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dedicated to Peyton, a bad ass fan of this site. Update: According to people that are actually good at video games, Sonic 4 can be beaten in an hour or less. I don&#8217;t have any thumbs and am cocked eyed so you can understand my frustration while playing this game. Lets take all the fun [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2010/10/14/sonic-4-review/</link>
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		<title>Burger King of Lies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would like to discuss something near and dear to my heart. The feeling of being lied to. Its painful. It hurts. Lies can snatch the blanket of security away as you cower in the cold desolate space of the cruelty its placed you in. Which brings me to the main focus of this article. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2010/10/08/burger-king-of-lies/</link>
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		<title>The Cute and Adorable Baby Barn Owl will Haunt You FOREVER</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The thought of fucking with a Barn Owl is known to cause radical testicular growth in men where the size of the nut sack increases to accommodate ostrich egg sized balls. For women, it has known to produce Burt Reynolds styled mustaches and spontaneous chest fur that mirrors the finest grizzly bear rugs. Terror is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2010/08/29/the-cute-and-adorable-baby-barn-owl-will-haunt-you-forever/</link>
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		<title>Bad Ass Owls Movie Review &#8211; The Crazies 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Warning, may contain spoilers. The 2010 release of George A. Romero&#8217;s &#8220;The Crazies&#8221; is a remake of the 1973 version. It was directed by Breck Eisner and stars Timothy Olyphant, Radha Mitchell, and Danielle Panabaker. The story is about zombies people that mysteriously become infected with crazy. George A. Romero dumps a bucket of crazy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2010/08/19/bad-ass-owls-movie-review-the-crazies-2010/</link>
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		<title>Owl Art constructed from Rat Poison Packaging</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Credit for this bad ass owl goes to Jason Clay Lewis, originally posted on Oddity Central. Jason is an American artist of bad assery who gives two shits about traditional art medias. He once painted a portrait of stabbing himself with an ice pick using his own blood and an icepick. Some of his other [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2010/08/11/owl-art-constructed-from-rat-poison-packaging/</link>
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		<title>The Eagle Owl loves World of Warcraft</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dedicated to Maggie, a connoisseur and aficionado of Bad Ass Owls. Awkward Moments Living in a two bedroom apartment with his roommate, the recently divorced Great Horned Owl, the Eagle Owl spends much of his day playing World of Warcraft. His dad owns a percentage of Adult Friend Finder, the online dating site of reputable [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.badassowls.com/2010/08/04/the-eagle-owl/</link>
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