"There are more than 150 species of owls in this world, relatively speaking there are an infinite amount of owls in the universe; as the universe is constantly expanding to accomodate the need for more of us.", "Owls are found in all different habitats and there are different owl species found on all continents except Antarctica. Have you seen the move "The Thing"? Yeah, Fuck Antartica. ", "All owls have upright posture and forward-facing eyes that give them binocular vision, just like humans except they lack any human compassion.", "Many owl species have badass asymmetrical ears that are different sizes and different heights on their heads. This shit gives the birds superior hearing and the ability to pinpoint where the fuck prey is located, even if they can't see the motherfucker.", "Several owls species have "ear" tufts on their heads but they aren't ears at all. These tufts of feathers may indicate the bird's mood, help keep it camouflaged or be used to show aggression. Only one person has seen the tufts indicate aggression. For more information ask Stevie Wonder.", "Owls have bad ass hearing. If a pin dropped during an owl orgy no one would give a fuck besides the fuck they were giving.", "Owls can rotate their heads up to 270 degrees...fahrenheit...in outerspace.", "An owl has three eyelids: one for blinking, one for sleeping and one for keeping the eye clean and healthy. It's kind of like foreskin for the eyes.", "A barn owl can eat up to 1,000 mice each year. It can murder 10x that amount in a day.", "Owls are carnivorous and will eat rodents, small or medium sized mammals, nocturnal insects, fish and other birds. After digesting their food, owls regurgitate hard pellets of compressed bones, fur, teeth, feathers and other materials they couldn't digest. It's like eating a human being and shitting out a mummy.", "Owls have zygodactyl feet with two toes pointing forward and two toes pointing backward. This gives the birds a stronger, more powerful grip so they can be more effective predators. They saw how bad ass velociraptors were like, "fuck yeah, give me that shit".", "Owls have specialized feathers with fringes of varying softness the help muffle sound when they fly. It's also used to muffle the sounds of your screams.", "For most owl species, females are larger, heavier and more aggressive than males. Motherfucking males have to carry rape whistles to protect themselves.", "Not all owls hoot, and owls can make a wide range of other sounds, such as screeches, whistles, barks and hisses. It depends on how good the owl sex is going.", "Not all owl species are nocturnal. How often an owl is seen during the day depends on the amount fear it smells. Get caught fucking around on my watch.", "Most owls do not migrate but they can be nomadic in searching for the best food sources. Fast Food chains have had one too many claws to the face to know better than to limit their breakfast menu to the AM.", "A group of owls is called a parliament, wisdom or study. Normally we rock monocles, top hats and pimp canes. Quite.", "Owls have been found in the fossil record up to 58 million years ago. Darwin knows whats up.", "Owls have long been cultural symbols and they have been found in cave paintings in France, in Egyptian hieroglyphics and even in Mayan art. Today, owl superstitions associate the birds with bad luck, death and stealing souls in many cultures. You think this is a motherfucking game?", "The biggest modern threats to owls are habitat loss, pesticides that poison the birds and their food supplies and human persecution because of negative superstitions. Some people are giant bags of vaginas.", "Owls are Natural Born Killers. Woody Harrelson spent 6 months studying them in the wild to prepare for his role as an owl in a documentary about them. He was recently in a movie called Ramrod or something. Owls can do better AMA's." I plan on adding more. Soon. Real Soon. When will then be now? Soon. Also, because I'm a jerk, I didn't include all the text but I did include all of the facts on this page.